My name is Saskia and I'm 14
I post a lot of random stuff that is listed in my description
Monsters of Men
This blog was made-over by
my sexy friend!
obsession so go check them out!
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
Just a tip, never be late to meet someone with social anxiety because they’ll genuinely believe that you’re not coming and it was all just a plan to make them look stupid
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
I thought this said prom and I got very concerned